Friend: Do you know what I dreamt about last night?
Me: No, what did you dream about?
Friend: Promise we will still be friends after this.
Me: Wait a minute, (deeply considering the situation), it was just a dream right?
Me: Ok, I promise.
*The details of the dream have been omitted because I have been sworn to secrecy*
Me: LOL, that was definitely a dream….
Me: My dreams are strange. There’s only me, I never dream about other people. My other friend said it another time in relation to something else, my friend said I was selfish.
Me: That’s rude. I prefer the term ‘self-centred’.See More